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Short King Summer Ornaments

Browse our collection of 93 Short King Summer Ornaments . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Short King Summer Sunset Ornament

Short King Summer Sunset Ornament

Fellas, short king spring is over, time for short king summer! Show off your short king pride through the seasons with this groovy, summer sunset design. Under 5'11" unite!

Hoochie Daddy Summer Ornament

Hoochie Daddy Summer Ornament

Sun's out, thighs out! Let those thicc thighs thrive this summer with this funny, "Hoochie Daddy Summer" retro, type design. Perfect for being a hoochie daddy, loving short shorts, and summer sun!

Creepy Cute Tarot: King of Pentacles Ornament

Creepy Cute Tarot: King of Pentacles Ornament

Ambition? Success? Make way, because the King of Pentacles is here to make your day! Claim your destiny with this Creepy Cute froggie King!

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Ornament

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Ornament

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Hot Nurse Summer Parody Ornament

Hot Nurse Summer Parody Ornament

It's officially Hot Nurse Summer! Show off your Hot Nurse vibes with summer and look hot in this funny, summer, hot girl parody, nurse shirt design!

Hot Boy Summer Ornament

Hot Boy Summer Ornament

Boys can have a Hot lil Summer, too! Get your Hot Boy Summer on in this warm and sunny design.

Feral Girl Summer Opossum Ornament

Feral Girl Summer Opossum Ornament

Watch out, she a feral girl! Show off your feral girl fearlessness with this funny, "Feral Girl Summer" screaming opossum design. Perfect for embracing your imperfections and doing whatever tf you want!

Hot Goth Summer Ornament

Hot Goth Summer Ornament

Hot girl summer who? It's time for "Hot Goth Summer" aka also fall/autumn. Show off your love of darkness, occult, black, fall, spooky stuff, moon phases, halloween, and living your best goth life.

Summer's A Bummer (Retro Sad Sun) Ornament

Summer's A Bummer (Retro Sad Sun) Ornament

When the weather gets hot and gross and you just think about all the fleeting times in your past and you just wanna stay inside where its cooler and less intense, this sad sun design is for you.

Actually, F*** Summer Ornament

Actually, F*** Summer Ornament

You know what? F*** this heat shit. If your heart yearns for sweater weather, hot drinks, cool breeze, and daylight hours that don't cause your skin to shrivel up and burn this sassy design is for you!

Summer witch Ornament

Summer witch Ornament

Witches don't only come out in the fall, you know! In fact, some witches come out exclusively in the winter. They just require a little extra SPF, that's all. I guess you could call this gal a sand-witch.

All I Want For Christmas Is For People To Get The F**king Vaccine Ornament

All I Want For Christmas Is For People To Get The F**king Vaccine Ornament

Look, all I want for christmas is for you to do what should have done MONTHS ago. Look, you don't even have to PAY for it! It's a free gift from you to not just me, but the world!

Suns Out, Buns Out! Ornament

Suns Out, Buns Out! Ornament

Put on those cute booty shorts and let that little cotton tail out for the world to see. When sun comes out to the world so do the cute little buns. The bunny rabbits that is! So flaunt that cutie body of yours and yell out to the world SUNS OUT BUNS OUT with this hippity hoppity rabbit design!

Bow Down Bitches Ornament

Bow Down Bitches Ornament

All shall bow down to the frog king/queen! Your royal highness requires your utmost respect and adoration since they cute af.

Small But Also Loud Baby Goat Ornament

Small But Also Loud Baby Goat Ornament

If your size never stopped you from raising your voice, this cute and inspirational yelling baby goat is for you!

Meow-ser Bowser Ornament

Meow-ser Bowser Ornament

King Koopa is the cat's meow! This cute, Bowser-inspired cat tee is perfect for any Super Mario fans!

Jurn Burg Derpy June Bug Ornament

Jurn Burg Derpy June Bug Ornament

Summer is here, and you know what that means... June bugs!! They are natures sticker, and have about the same intelligence as well.

Kaiju Battle Ornament

Kaiju Battle Ornament

These two legendary video game icons go head to head Kaiju style, burning the mountains and hills beneath them!

Do You Have Time To Talk About Our Lord And Savior Godzilla Christ? Ornament

Do You Have Time To Talk About Our Lord And Savior Godzilla Christ? Ornament

The king of kaiju's has arrived, and they're here to remind us that this is their world, and that we just live in it. We may as well bow to them as our almighty king. Join the battle with this funny Godzilla design!

Thicc Lich Ornament

Thicc Lich Ornament

Damn Lich you THICC! Get some unearthly body positivity with this very curvaceous wizard skeleton that's sporting a dummy thicc booty with unfathomable undead power.

Pool Party Cats Ornament

Pool Party Cats Ornament

These cats aren't afraid to get a little wet! After all, what better way to cool off this summer than a little dip in the kitty pool?

Oatmilk Is My Religion Ornament

Oatmilk Is My Religion Ornament

Oatmilk is the superior milk. Oatmilk is the king. Oatmilk is my RELIGION.

Neon Gem Ornament

Neon Gem Ornament

Up all night, drinking, partying, and dancing at the club with the girl friends. The stars are out, and you sparkle in the moonlight, like a motherf**king diamond.

Slay Dragula Ornament

Slay Dragula Ornament

Yaas! Slay the castle down boots in this fabulous fright of a design! Go off, Vampire King!

Feral Thank You Bag Parody Ornament

Feral Thank You Bag Parody Ornament

Have a feral day! Show off your feral girl summer in this funny, take out, thank you bag parody design. Perfect for living your best feral girl summer vibe.

Cold Af Girl Winter Parody Ornament

Cold Af Girl Winter Parody Ornament

It might've been hot girl summer, but for some of us it's cold af girl winter unfortunately. Stay hot this winter with this funny, hot girl summer parody, cold af girl winter shirt!

Thick Thighs Save Lives Ornament

Thick Thighs Save Lives Ornament

Guess what they found in scientific research that is a new and improved way of saving lives? Lovin' your thick thighs. Who cares if you have a little chub rub, cause you are beautiful. And man, can those thighs save some lives. So, wear that short skirt/shorts/dress, cause we're loving the whole body positive, believing in yourself and self confidence thing It looks great on you. So, let other women know to love themselves with this "Thick Thighs Save Lives" shirt design.

It's Hot As Balls (The Sun Tarot) Ornament

It's Hot As Balls (The Sun Tarot) Ornament

WHEW! I don't know if this heat represents joy but I do think nature is in harmony with the sentiment that it is HOT AS BALLS outside right now. stay cool and find happiness in cooler places with this funny Tarot parody design!

I Want to Burn Things (Scary Sun) Ornament

I Want to Burn Things (Scary Sun) Ornament

Embrace your inner, ominous ball of fire with this funny (and scary) Sun design that calls forth an inner chaos and desire to watch things burn.

Dungeons & Dang it Bobby Ornament

Dungeons & Dang it Bobby Ornament

Have you ever wanted to channel your inner dungeon master and show off your love for all things fantasy? Dungeons and Dang it Bobby Design. Inspired by the nostalgic king and the nerdy role-playing game taking over pop culture. Enjoy this hilarious mashup and be sure to enjoy all the onlooking.

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